“[River comes out of a vision to find herself holding a gun, which Mal takes from her.]
Mal: Fully loaded, safety off. This here is a recipe for unpleasantness. [to Simon] Does she understand that?
River: She understands. She doesn’t comprehend.
Mal: Well, I’m glad we’ve made that distinction.” -Firefly
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Capt. Malcolm Reynolds: You had a gorram time bomb living with us! Who we gonna find in there when she wakes up? The girl? Or the weapon?
Dr. Simon Tam: I thought she was getting better.
Jayne Cobb: And I thought they was getting off. Didn’t we have an intricate plan on how they was gonna be not here any more?
Kaylee Frye: We couldn’t leave them now.
Jayne Cobb: No, now that she’s a killer woman, we ought to be bringing her tea and dumplings.