Quote of the Day, 12-10-08

“Tom Ridge… is someone who has the leadership qualities of a gerbil. He was a part of coming up with is known as the color coded system of security. You know, orange, and yellow, and what ever the fuck the others are. And what’s stupid about it is they have the color coding. LIKE WE’RE IN FUCKIN’ ELEMENTARY SCHOOL!! There’s no need for that. Because every time they tell us what the color is, then they have to fuckin’ explain it, so get rid of the fuckin’ color! Simplify it. There should be three levels of security: “Jesus Christ,” “God damn it!,” “FUCK ME!”” -Lewis Black, Black on Broadway

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One Response

  1. I would have thought the three levels should be: “Oops!” , “Jesus Chris!” and “Shi-iiiit!”. But I get the point 🙂

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